America's children too fat to defend country
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/health/military-obesity/index.html
Vandals break into congressman's office, install Linux on PCs
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/09/26/vandals_install_linux_on_congressman_office_computers/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
After police chief resigns, town's only law officer is a dog
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/27/14123233-with-officers-forbidden-from-carrying-guns-new-mexico-towns-police-force-goes-to-the-dog