Saturday, January 26, 2013

Absurd News | Watermelon Weapons

Every Friday I share my favorite absurd news articles of the past week. They highlight the absurd, hilarious, and just plain weird people and situations from around the world. I typically try to stick to American news, but I usually end up posting a few articles from other countries too. I also try to stay away from celebrity news and politically-driven stories.

Florida cops taser naked burglar who pooped when homeowner pulled a gun
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/florida-cops-taser-naked-burglar-who-pooped-and-masturbated-when-homeowner-pulled-a-gun/

"On reflection, it probably wasn't the best decision" - man regrets buying 7,000 Lance Armstrong cycling tips DVDs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21145592#TWEET543273

Transit police left a bomb on a plane for two days after training their dogs, before they realized it was missing
http://www.theprovince.com/life/Transit+police+left+bomb+plane+days+after+training+their/7849410/story.html

Watermelon used as weapon in bus assault
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-23/watermelon-used-as-weapon-in-bus-assault/4480406

McDonald's Customer Says Spicy McChicken Is Too Spicy, Calls Cops
http://www.x103.com/pages/webmaster.html?article=10724493

Scientists made a robot that can throw up
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/01/05/vomiting-robot-helps-researchers-understand-norovirus/

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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Absurd News | Watermelon Weapons

Every Friday I share my favorite absurd news articles of the past week. They highlight the absurd, hilarious, and just plain weird people and situations from around the world. I typically try to stick to American news, but I usually end up posting a few articles from other countries too. I also try to stay away from celebrity news and politically-driven stories.

Florida cops taser naked burglar who pooped when homeowner pulled a gun
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/florida-cops-taser-naked-burglar-who-pooped-and-masturbated-when-homeowner-pulled-a-gun/

"On reflection, it probably wasn't the best decision" - man regrets buying 7,000 Lance Armstrong cycling tips DVDs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21145592#TWEET543273

Transit police left a bomb on a plane for two days after training their dogs, before they realized it was missing
http://www.theprovince.com/life/Transit+police+left+bomb+plane+days+after+training+their/7849410/story.html

Watermelon used as weapon in bus assault
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-23/watermelon-used-as-weapon-in-bus-assault/4480406

McDonald's Customer Says Spicy McChicken Is Too Spicy, Calls Cops
http://www.x103.com/pages/webmaster.html?article=10724493

Scientists made a robot that can throw up
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/01/05/vomiting-robot-helps-researchers-understand-norovirus/

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