Every Friday I share my favorite absurd news articles of the past week. They highlight the absurd, hilarious, and just plain weird people and situations from around the world. I typically try to stick to American news, but I usually end up posting a few articles from other countries too. I also try to stay away from celebrity news and politically-driven stories.
Zoo hires famed pianist to sexually arouse tortoises
http://www.punditpress.com/2013/02/zoo-hires-famed-pianist-to-sexually.html
Just in time for Valentine's Day, the CDC announces an ongoing, severe epidemic of STDs
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/02/happy-valentines-day-cdc-announces-ongoing-severe-epidemic/62124/
Heart Attack Grill spokesman who ate their regularly dies of a heart attack, right outside the restaurant
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2013/feb/11/heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-heart-attack/
Joe Biden announces he's "not running for the papacy"
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/02/11/biden-says-hes-not-running-for-the-papacy/
CNN anchor asks if DA14, the asteroid passing Earth right now, was caused by global warming
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/cnn-anchor-asks-if-approaching-asteroid-was-caused-by-global-warming/
Friday, February 15, 2013
Absurd News | Heart Attack Grill lives up to its name
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Every Friday I share my favorite absurd news articles of the past week. They highlight the absurd, hilarious, and just plain weird people and situations from around the world. I typically try to stick to American news, but I usually end up posting a few articles from other countries too. I also try to stay away from celebrity news and politically-driven stories.Zoo hires famed pianist to sexually arouse tortoises
http://www.punditpress.com/2013/02/zoo-hires-famed-pianist-to-sexually.html
Just in time for Valentine's Day, the CDC announces an ongoing, severe epidemic of STDs
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/02/happy-valentines-day-cdc-announces-ongoing-severe-epidemic/62124/
Heart Attack Grill spokesman who ate their regularly dies of a heart attack, right outside the restaurant
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2013/feb/11/heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-heart-attack/
Joe Biden announces he's "not running for the papacy"
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/02/11/biden-says-hes-not-running-for-the-papacy/
CNN anchor asks if DA14, the asteroid passing Earth right now, was caused by global warming
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/cnn-anchor-asks-if-approaching-asteroid-was-caused-by-global-warming/
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