Every Friday I share my favorite absurd news articles of the past week. They highlight the absurd, hilarious, and just plain weird people and situations from around the world. I typically try to stick to American news, but I usually end up posting a few articles from other countries too. I also try to stay away from celebrity news and politically-driven stories.
7-year-old suspended for biting Pop Tart into gun shape
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2013/03/02/7-year-old-suspended-for-biting-pop-tart-into-gun-shape-53218
Update: School offers counseling for those affected by this atrocity:
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2013/03/update-ii-school-offers-counseling-for-students-troubled-by-pastry-gun-incident.html
Cyclists do not emit more carbon than cars, State Legislator admits
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/03/05/173523998/cyclists-do-no-emit-more-carbon-than-cars-state-legislator-admits
Unpaid $16 Buffalo Wild Wings bill leads to high-speed car chase, arrest
http://www.freep.com/article/20130306/NEWS01/130306008/dine-and-dash-high-speed-chase
Failed suicide bomber wakes up in hospital and mistakes nurses for the promised virgins
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2013/03/update-ii-school-offers-counseling-for-students-troubled-by-pastry-gun-incident.html
Iran deploys snipers to fight giant rats
http://www.dailytech.com/Iran+Deploys+Snipers+to+Combat+CatSized+Mutant+Rats/article30050.htm
Batman brings suspect in to police station
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-21654930
Drunk, pantsless woman tries to run from police on power wheels truck
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-elude-cops-child-toy-truck-article-1.1280693#ixzz2MmpeBmMZ
Friday, March 8, 2013
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Every Friday I share my favorite absurd news articles of the past week. They highlight the absurd, hilarious, and just plain weird people and situations from around the world. I typically try to stick to American news, but I usually end up posting a few articles from other countries too. I also try to stay away from celebrity news and politically-driven stories.7-year-old suspended for biting Pop Tart into gun shape
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2013/03/02/7-year-old-suspended-for-biting-pop-tart-into-gun-shape-53218
Update: School offers counseling for those affected by this atrocity:
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2013/03/update-ii-school-offers-counseling-for-students-troubled-by-pastry-gun-incident.html
Cyclists do not emit more carbon than cars, State Legislator admits
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/03/05/173523998/cyclists-do-no-emit-more-carbon-than-cars-state-legislator-admits
Unpaid $16 Buffalo Wild Wings bill leads to high-speed car chase, arrest
http://www.freep.com/article/20130306/NEWS01/130306008/dine-and-dash-high-speed-chase
Failed suicide bomber wakes up in hospital and mistakes nurses for the promised virgins
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2013/03/update-ii-school-offers-counseling-for-students-troubled-by-pastry-gun-incident.html
Iran deploys snipers to fight giant rats
http://www.dailytech.com/Iran+Deploys+Snipers+to+Combat+CatSized+Mutant+Rats/article30050.htm
Batman brings suspect in to police station
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-21654930
Drunk, pantsless woman tries to run from police on power wheels truck
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-elude-cops-child-toy-truck-article-1.1280693#ixzz2MmpeBmMZ
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