Friday, April 26, 2013

Absurd News | Secret agent dolphins, chicken wing threats, Mars phallic symbols and more!

Every week I share my favorite absurd news articles with friends on Facebook. They highlight the absurd, hilarious, and just plain weird people and situations from around the world. I typically try to stick to American news, but I usually end up posting a few articles from other countries too. I also try to stay away from celebrity news and only post articles that have happened in the past week.

Now I've decided to share them with the rest of the world. I'll also be posting all past and future articles here. Expect them to come out on Friday afternoons.


This past week:

Killer secret agent dolphins go AWOL in Ukraine
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/killer-secret-agent-dolphins-awol-article-1.1286753

NASA "accidentally" draws phallic symbol on Mars with Curiosity rover
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html?1366792449

President of Macedonia visits Canada, no one notices
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/04/24/local-post-president-of-macedonia-comes-to-canada-nobody-notices/

Columbian man tries convincing authorities he's not dead
http://colombiareports.com/colombian-man-tries-convincing-authorities-hes-not-dead/

Father and son don't get their chicken wings, return to restaurant with AK-47
http://www.inquisitr.com/625329/father-and-son-dont-get-their-chicken-wings-return-to-restaurant-with-ak-47/#9coDVUjpFhBKJTHG.16

Ricin-laced letters suspect released, claims he "thought they said rice"
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/ricin-laced-letter-suspect-speaks-out-after-charges-against-him-are-dropped-i-thought-they-said-rice/

Killer escapes prison after being given standard-issue booklet that features the designs of the master key
http://www.news.com.au/national-news/killer-escaped-prison-after-being-issued-picture-of-master-key-to-all-locks/story-fncynjr2-1226629878591


Macy's had a sale on pressure cookers all last week
http://observer.com/2013/04/boston-bombing-macys-pressure-cookers-daily-news-star-tribune-cape-cod-times/

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Friday, April 26, 2013

Absurd News | Secret agent dolphins, chicken wing threats, Mars phallic symbols and more!

Every week I share my favorite absurd news articles with friends on Facebook. They highlight the absurd, hilarious, and just plain weird people and situations from around the world. I typically try to stick to American news, but I usually end up posting a few articles from other countries too. I also try to stay away from celebrity news and only post articles that have happened in the past week.

Now I've decided to share them with the rest of the world. I'll also be posting all past and future articles here. Expect them to come out on Friday afternoons.


This past week:

Killer secret agent dolphins go AWOL in Ukraine
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/killer-secret-agent-dolphins-awol-article-1.1286753

NASA "accidentally" draws phallic symbol on Mars with Curiosity rover
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html?1366792449

President of Macedonia visits Canada, no one notices
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/04/24/local-post-president-of-macedonia-comes-to-canada-nobody-notices/

Columbian man tries convincing authorities he's not dead
http://colombiareports.com/colombian-man-tries-convincing-authorities-hes-not-dead/

Father and son don't get their chicken wings, return to restaurant with AK-47
http://www.inquisitr.com/625329/father-and-son-dont-get-their-chicken-wings-return-to-restaurant-with-ak-47/#9coDVUjpFhBKJTHG.16

Ricin-laced letters suspect released, claims he "thought they said rice"
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/ricin-laced-letter-suspect-speaks-out-after-charges-against-him-are-dropped-i-thought-they-said-rice/

Killer escapes prison after being given standard-issue booklet that features the designs of the master key
http://www.news.com.au/national-news/killer-escaped-prison-after-being-issued-picture-of-master-key-to-all-locks/story-fncynjr2-1226629878591


Macy's had a sale on pressure cookers all last week
http://observer.com/2013/04/boston-bombing-macys-pressure-cookers-daily-news-star-tribune-cape-cod-times/

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